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Make your stay and adventure.

Looking to experience nature up close, raise your blood pressure, connect with friends/family/colleagues, cook up a storm or just simply pamper yourself, then Dirt Farm has something for you. From off-road adventures, mountain biking, walking/running, crossbow archery, sharp shooting, digger driving, wood-fired pizza making classes, spa treatments, yoga, secluded picnics we have something to tickle everyone’s fancy. A stay at Dirt Farm is more than just a getaweay, its about crafting your DREAM getaway, with activity options galore, you can tailor your trip to Dirt Farm to leave you feeling relaxed OR exhilarated OR a combination of both.

— CHAUFFEURED OFF-ROAD ANTICS—

Jump in the passenger seat and let us take you on a 4wd tour of Dirt Farm that promises to get your blood pumping and your undies soiled. Skilfully (if I do say so myself…) navigating some of Dirt Farms less well worn forestry trails, in a combination of side by side and pint sized zuks, you’ll be navigated through steep declines, steep inclines, fallen logs, water features and rock climbs. Petrified squeals are free, but use of the washing machine for your under garments comes at an additional charge.

Minimum Participants: 1

Allow: 1.5-2hrs

— SELF PILOTED OFF-ROAD ANTICS —

Get behind the wheel of one of our pimped out, beloved zuks (Suzuki Jimney for those not in the know) and test your off-road skills. Taking the wee beast up over log obstacles, rock crawls, steep climbs and pot holes as deep as Harwoods Hole. There’s nothing these mini monster trucks can’t handle. Question is, can you handle it (…without causing damage to our precious baby?!)

Minimum Participants: 1

Allow: 30min-1hr

— DIGGER CHALLENGE —

Let your inner child out and take control of our 1.8t digger, racing against the clock (and each other) to master the skills required to complete our Digger Challenge. Beware you might become addicted and end up buying one, digging up your back yard or worse yet building an adventure retreat….

Minimum Participants: 2

Allow: 1-1.5hrs

— Mountain Biking —

Whether you’re a relative newbie to the the wonderful world of Mountain Biking or a seasoned professional chasing podium spots, Dirt Farm has something for you. From intermediate through to ‘I can’t believe I made it down that in one piece‘ our flow, tech and jump trails have been crafted with love and affection to induce maximum stoke. Spend the day meandering through our beautiful native bush OR get a few mates together and while away the hours risking life and limb on our more advanced trails. There really is something for everyone…and don’t worry, if the pedal up isn’t your thing then we have shuttles available :)

Minimum Participants (Shuttled): 2

Allow (Shuttled): As many daylight hours and you need to get your fix

Minimum Participants (Non Shuttled): As many of you compadres as you can rope in

Allow (Non Shuttled): As long as those wee legs will keep carrying you back up the hill

— WALKING/Running —

Awe-inspiring views. Beautiful native bush. A feeling of being lost in nature. These are just some of the things you will experience as you take to Dirt Farms walking/running trails. From a leisurely stroll with a loved one, to a heart pounding, sweat inducing charge through the bush, our 15km+ network of trails will let you get lost in nature, all the while being a hop step and a jump away from the comforts of your home away from home. Clearly sign posted and well formed, our walking/running trails will leave you feeling like an adventurer, without once having to pull out a compass.

Don’t forget to grab one off or our jam packed full of goodies picnic packs and live like a true victorian explorer dinning like you’d never left the parlour of your country estate in England.

Minimum Participants: Again as many or few as you can rope in to exerting energy

Allow: At your leisure (or not) my friend

— Air soft Target SHOOTING —

Ever fancied yourself as John Wick, but lack the facilities to show case your sharp shooting skills? Then we have you sorted. Hidden in deep in the bush our 12 target automated air soft targeting system will give you all the practise you’ll need and (maybe) the kudos you deserve. Race the clock and see if you really have what it takes to hold your own in the underground world of (make believe…I hope) assassins for hire.

Minimum Participants: 2

Allow: 1-2hrs

— Cross Bow Archery —

To be the true zombie apocalypse sharp shooter, it’s not just enough to channel your inner John Wick, you need to diversify your arsenal and skill base to release your inner Daryl Dixon. Again we have the proving grounds with a 12 target, 2 bay static archery arena. Try your hand with one of our 8 shot reloader cross bows, or go full old school and bust out the ol’ “stick and string” to nail those zombies right in their misunderstood eyeballs and save yourself and loved ones from an imminent fate of walking the earth as the living dead.

Minimum Participants: 2

Allow: 1-1.5hrs

— Archery Proving Grounds —

Now that you’ve cleaned up those pesky brain munches in our post appoloyptic static archery challenge, saving yourself and your loved ones from a bunch of defenceless zombies pinned to target boards, it’s time to truely test your archery skills and see if Darl would let you ride pillion on his motorbike. 1 cross bow, 8 bolts (that’s a crossbow arrow by the way) and 8 life like, 3D archery targets whistling through the bush on zip lines. Can you feed your family and bring home the bacon by hitting one (or hopefully more) of these moving morsels of archery target goodness?

Minimum Participants: 1

Allow: 1-1.5hrs

— PIZZA MAKING CLASSES —

Dating back over a millenium the history of the modern pizza is ancient and rich, filled with soul searching questions like, ‘is it ok to put pineapple on a pizza‘. Here at Dirt Farm we take our 5 years of experience (watching YouTube videos) to transport you back to antiquity and teach you the skills required to be a master pizza artisan. Taking a lump of innocuous dough, we will teach you how to form the perfect pizza base using ancient techniques such as ‘prod finger‘, ‘DJ Hands‘ and ‘watch the rafters’, before showing you how to deliver your creation into the woodfire pizza oven, where it will invariably stick to the cooking stone, inadvertently producing a delicious calzone for you to dine on. Filled with laughs and good food (don’t worry we will have backups so you won’t go hungry) this is a great way to come together at the end of a day at Dirt Farm

Minimum Participants: 6

Allow: 2-3hrs

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